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Double meaning | Mind twisting | funny | sexy | jokes







This post is a collection of  jokes that will make you think twice at your thinking, made with the intent of showing that straight meanings do exits to various thing, but you would surely find it humorous.


Touch my Body Game


Boy: Hey! BaeTouch me at one place where there is no bone ...
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Girl : Awww ! Then take out your ...
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BIG
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LONG
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Always WET



Tongue



Mr Bean Tongue teasing meme
Mr Bean wants it too







Have You seen ?


What girls wear below the Pants?
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Sandals of course
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Stop U Pervert Minded

I said below ..... not beneath.




Johnny Bravo attempts to find what's under the girls pants .
From the eyes of Johnny Bravo







I'm Sexy and I Know it !


People spend so much money on fashionable clothes and accessories


but the best moments of life are spent without clothes.
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when we were kids....

Common, Think good !




Carefree life of kids, the best moment of life
Carefree Life







Unique conversational skills


An American woman married a Spanish man and went to Spain to live.

She didn't knew Spanish, so If she wanted to buy 2 leg pieces of  a chicken, she used to pull up her skirt show 2 legs,

This went on for sometime.

1 Day She Wanted to buy some Bananas

This time she took her husband to the Shop...

You Know Why ???

Because he knew Spanish !

But I like the way you think ...... :P




Mr bean Naughty people caught
When you thought she's gonna show 









When its too Tight to fit


Girl : It's 2 tight


Boy : Don't worry,I'll do it slowly,

Gal : Push it in,

Boy : Ah..I can't,

Gal : It's painful,

Boy : Forget it.
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We'll buy new WEDDING RING!


Olivia Munn - Its too tight for her too
Can't fit but what ?







When she goes too long !


I miss You soo much in my life

I miss You soo much in my  life
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that at night I hold it in my hand tight

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Shut Up u evil minded

Its her pic that I hold



Remembering this scene Right Now ?



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Funny | Sexy | Trolling | jokes

Smart guy ...lol


A man is sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous, sexy, young woman enters. The man can’t stop staring at her. The young woman notices this and walks directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman says to him,

"I'll do anything you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, with one condition."

Flabbergasted, the man asks what the condition is. The young woman replies,

"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The man considers her proposition for a moment, withdraws his wallet from his pocket, and hands the woman five $20 bills. He looks deeply into her eyes and slowly says,

"Paint my house." Trolled!



And You too, yes you reading this !


A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.



Pleased her to infinity


A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said,

"I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!"

He said, "Explain the kids!".




Still in the Dictionary


I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said,

"Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"

I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." Trolled



My personal Favorite | Super Troll

 

Why did I get divorced?

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said,

"Happy birthday, boss!"

I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said,

"Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"Okay," I said.

She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.



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