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Funny Interview | One of the best comeback lines of all time



This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor Boy Scouts visiting his military installation.
Though many people call it was a rumor .

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
shooting.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the 


No proofs yet with us, we found it on net. 


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Don't mess with a lady like that | Trolling the cops




A Mature Lady Gets Pulled Over For Speeding

Lady: “Is There A Problem, Officer?”

Traffic Cop: “Yes Mam, I’m Afraid You Were Speeding.

Lady: “Oh, I See.

Cop: “Can I See Your License Please?

Lady: “Well, I Would Give It To You But I Don’t Have One.

Cop: “Don’t Have One?”

Lady: “No. I Lost It 4 Years Ago For Drunk Driving.

Cop: “I See, Can I See Your Vehicle Registration Papers Please.

Lady: “I Can’t Do That.

Cop: “Why Not?”

Lady: “I Stole This Car.

Cop: “Stole It ?”

Lady: “Yes, And I Killed And Hacked Up The Owner.

Cop: “You What! ?”

Lady: “His Body Parts Are In Plastic Bags In The Trunk If You Want To See”

The Cop Looks At The Woman And Slowly Backs Away To His Car While Calling For Back Up.
Within Minutes 5 Police Cars Circle The Car.
A Senior Officer Slowly Approaches The Car, Clasping His Half Drawn Gun.

Officer: “Mam, Could You Step Out Of Your Vehicle Please!”

The Woman Steps Out Of Her Vehicle.

Lady: “Is There A Problem Sir?”

Officer: “My Colleague Here Tells Me That You Have Stolen This Car and Murdered The Owner.

Lady: “Murdered The Owner? Are You Serious?”

Officer: “Yes, Could You Please Open The Trunk Of Your Car, Please.”

The Woman Opens The Trunk, Revealing Nothing But An Empty Trunk.

Officer: “Is This Your Car, Mam?”

Lady: “Yes, Here Are The Registration Papers.”

The Cop Is Quite Stunned.

Officer: “My Colleague Claims That You Do Not Have A Driving License ?

The Woman Digs Into Her Handbag And Pulls Out A Clutch Purse And Hands It To The Officer.
 The Officer Examines The License Quizzically.

Officer: “Thank You Mam, But I Am Puzzled, As I Was Told By My Officer Here That You Didn’t
 Have A License, That You Stole This Car, And That You Murdered And Hacked Up The Owner!”

Lady: “I Bet That Lying Bastard Also Told you that, I Was Speeding, Too!


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