Smart guy ...lol
A man is sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous, sexy, young woman enters. The man can’t stop staring at her. The young woman notices this and walks directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman says to him,
"I'll do anything you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, with one condition."
Flabbergasted, the man asks what the condition is. The young woman replies,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The man considers her proposition for a moment, withdraws his wallet from his pocket, and hands the woman five $20 bills. He looks deeply into her eyes and slowly says,
"Paint my house." Trolled!
And You too, yes you reading this !
A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.
Pleased her to infinity
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said,
"I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!"
He said, "Explain the kids!".
Still in the Dictionary
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said,
"Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"
I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." Trolled
My personal Favorite | Super Troll
Why did I get divorced?
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said,
"Happy birthday, boss!"
I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said,
"Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"Okay," I said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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