Smart guy ...lol
A man is sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail when an exceptionally
gorgeous, sexy, young woman enters. The man can’t stop staring at her.
The young woman notices this and walks directly toward him. Before he
could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman says to
him,
"I'll do anything you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100,
with one condition."
Flabbergasted, the man asks what the condition is.
The young woman replies,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in
just three words."
The man considers her proposition for a moment,
withdraws his wallet from his pocket, and hands the woman five $20
bills. He looks deeply into her eyes and slowly says,
"Paint my house." Trolled!
And You too, yes you reading this !
A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.
Pleased her to infinity
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years,
they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and
scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on
her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over
and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She
said,
"I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!"
He said, "Explain the
kids!".
Still in the Dictionary
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said,
"Sex! Sex! Sex! Free
sex tonight!"
I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means
666-3629." Trolled
My personal Favorite | Super Troll
Why did I get divorced?
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't
wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went
to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I
entered my office, my secretary said,
"Happy birthday, boss!"
I felt so
special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her
apartment. We went there and she said,
"Do you mind if I go into the
bedroom for a minute?"
"Okay," I said.
She came out 5 minutes later with
a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my
colleagues all yelling, "
SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa...
naked.
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