Fast but not faster ....lol

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand-new Ferrari 550. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light.

An old man (about 75 years old) on a moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny new car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"

The young man replies, "A Ferrari 550. It cost half a million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly. The old man asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the owner.

So the old guy pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, he says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my moped!"

Just then the light changes, so the young guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rearview mirror.

It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly, 

WHHHOOOOSSSHHH! something whips by him, going much faster.

What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?! the young man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. 





Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped.

Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it some more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. WHHOOOOSSSHH!

He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again. 

Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

Not 10 seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again. The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do.
 

Suddenly the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear.

The young man jumps out; unbelievably, the old man is still alive!!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh, my God! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers softly, "Unhook... my... suspenders... from... your... side-view... mirror."

No messsing with your ...

Dared to Troll his Wife

Men will be men - PS 4 Vs Gf ?

Ever seen Comdy in a Perfact Bike Stunts

May be he has a lot of GAS !

Celebs with plastic surgery gone bizzare

Why one should avoid Plastic Surgery ?

Why one should avoid plastic surgery, here is a reason why . Not all those surgeries are successful, and thus they may lead to those situations which one has never thought of. Lets just have a look of some of the funny pics that we found on internet, of people unsuccessful at their 1st attempt to beautify.

Thus, one should not run away from public, or feel humiliated for their outer appearance. Whatever one outer appearance may be, one should try to be good from within ..


PS : Thoughts after seeing the surgery bill. 

Source : google.com/images , apologies as we cannot provide the authenticity of these images

Look Again | Pose with the dog gone wrong

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Quote of a lifetime

6 pics of Statues getting naughty ...| above 16 yrs

Evidence found Shitt is in head

Photo clicks at a wrong moment | set 2 | 4 pics

Well this article contains some of the funniest poses that people make when there's a statue besides them. Here, are some of these pics where people used their worst imaginations.

David cerny prague

So How would you escape, here ?

Which notice should be followed ?

Coz cleanliness is all you said

Coz men are dogs!

Pitbull with what ?

Cute Animals Hello !

Hello, hello

8 Most hilarious poses with statues collection | part 1

 

Statue - I would die to become one like that ...

You hitting on my girl, now its my turn ...

Will you try to bully me again ?

 

May be there's something I can peep into ....

 

'Coz I am single

Where's my XBOX bitch ?

 

Holy Beer !

Bro its too dark here ...

Killer English | Please kill me English | Assassinated English

10. prof to student…meet me behind the class.

 We hope you''ll learn soon, before someone dies....

if you can than Read it till end & guess the missing guest ?

 

 Find the missing one, without seeing the last line?

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antigua's, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahrain, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Jap, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean 

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The doorman stops them and says, ‘Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.’

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson on camping ... | Funny incident

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping.

They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said:

"Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."

Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." 

Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" 

Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."


And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot ! it means that somebody stole our tent."

Father of the year | Differentiating twins

Smart as they say me

And you thought she was just a witness | Beware

Questions asked in a courtroom can be very revealing... Even of an old, sweet lady many would be happy to call grandma.

In a trial in the heart of the South, a prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly woman he had known since childhood, to the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Whitaker, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Coolidge. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit lawyer. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Whitaker, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Of course, I do. I've known Mr. Johnson since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney turned red with embarrassment.

The judge upon hearing the questions and answers thus far asked both counselors to approach the bench. In a very quiet voice he said, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, I'll throw you in jail for contempt."


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Hilarious questions by lawyers in a courtroom

Wonder how they cleared their Bar exam ?

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?


Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?


Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?


Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?


Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision ?


Q: Did he kill you?


Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?


Q: How many times have you committed suicide?


Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?




Lawyer: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"

Witness: "I went to Europe, sir."  

Lawyer: "And you took your new wife?"



Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard." 

Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"



Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?" 

Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8." 

Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?" 

Witness: "Yes." 

Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"



Lawyer: "Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"



Lawyer: "Do you drink when you're on duty?" 

Witness: "I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk."




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