But I like the way ....
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him,
"If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says,
"None."
The teacher asks,"Why?"
Johnny says,"Because the shot scared them all off."
The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking."
Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?"
The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream."
Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!":P
LMFAO !
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts,"Mypenis,"
and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says,
"Error. Not long enough." ROFL
Officer Trolled
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him,
"Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man shouts,
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"Boobs!"
Guess What ?
Ques: What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
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Ans: Currency Note (Money).
Potential & Realistic
A boy asks his dad,
“What’s the difference between potential and realistic?”
The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds,
“A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!”
He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies,
“Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he’s the hottest guy ever!”
Next, the boy asks his brother who replies,
“A million dollars? Hell yes I would. I’d be rich!”
When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family’s responses, the dad says,
“Well son, potentially, we have three million dollars. Realistically, we have two sluts and a queer.”
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