Showing posts with label ugly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ugly. Show all posts

Celebs with plastic surgery gone bizzare






Why one should avoid Plastic Surgery ?

Why one should avoid plastic surgery, here is a reason why . Not all those surgeries are successful, and thus they may lead to those situations which one has never thought of. Lets just have a look of some of the funny pics that we found on internet, of people unsuccessful at their 1st attempt to beautify.




























Thus, one should not run away from public, or feel humiliated for their outer appearance. Whatever one outer appearance may be, one should try to be good from within ..


PS : Thoughts after seeing the surgery bill. 







Source : google.com/images , apologies as we cannot provide the authenticity of these images

funny jokes doctor's Collection

Hey Doctor! 

First Surgery

A new doctor after his first Surgery runs to the top of the building, on the roof, kneels down on the floor, closes his eyes with head towards the sky and says
"O almighty God! Please accept my first offering" ...

Bad news

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
by- http://www.doctorslounge.com




You are too ugly

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...' I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.
Submitted by: Adriana Luchett at http://iteslj.org




It hurts

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
Submitted by Sean McLoughlin at http://iteslj.org





That's really very funny

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.

"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.

"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.

"10..." says the doctor.

"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.

"10...9...8...7..." .....RIP

by- http://www.doctorslounge.com





Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:

Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
Damn, there go the lights again...
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
What do you mean, he's not insured?
Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

by- http://www.doctorslounge.com





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