No Its Wrong ...
A couple were making love, suddenly girl yells ...
Girl : No, its wrong.
Boy : But I love You .
Girl : No, Still its wrong
Boy : Baby, I am gonna marry you ..
Girl : No As***le , its the wrong hole .....
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| Really, Did I ? |
Tori Black in School time
Tori Black during her School……
.
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In Chemistry class
Teacher : Tori, Please enlighten me, What's Nitrate ?
After thinking for 2 minutes
Tori : "Sir, you really want to know ?
Teacher : Yes, please tell me fast, if you know ?
Tori : Night rate 1500
&
Hotel charges extra"...
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| Tori Hired ! |
Parrot know it
A woman purchased a parrot for 3k
Seller insisted not to buy that one, as it used to be under possession of a red -light area.
She still bought it, as it was pretty, & brought it to her home.
Parrot : Woh! , new house.
.
The Woman felt pleased with its ability.
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Soon when her 2 daughter came from school
.
Parrot : New-New girls, I am coming to the room ...
.
The woman got "tensed", as the seller noted the point.
.
But in the evening when her husband came
.
Parrot : Hey! "JAY", you're even here bro.
Share it if you got it......
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| If you Know what parrot Knows |
If you know what she means
A married woman to her friend : I am not getting a baby,
even after trying for an year.
Her Friend : Then, Your husband might be impotent.
Woman : My husband, I even doubt yours ...
