This post is a collection of jokes that will make you think twice at your thinking, made with the intent of showing that straight meanings do exits to various thing, but you would surely find it humorous.
Touch my Body Game
Boy: Hey! Bae, Touch me at one place where there is no bone ...
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Girl : Awww ! Then take out your ...
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BIG
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LONG
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Always WET
Tongue
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| Mr Bean wants it too |
Have You seen ?
What girls wear below the Pants?
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Sandals of course
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Stop U Pervert Minded
I said below ..... not beneath.
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| From the eyes of Johnny Bravo |
I'm Sexy and I Know it !
People spend so much money on fashionable clothes and accessories
but the best moments of life are spent without clothes.
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when we were kids....
Common, Think good !
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| Carefree Life |
Unique conversational skills
She didn't knew Spanish, so If she wanted to buy 2 leg pieces of a chicken, she used to pull up her skirt show 2 legs,
This went on for sometime.
1 Day She Wanted to buy some Bananas
This time she took her husband to the Shop...
You Know Why ???
Because he knew Spanish !
But I like the way you think ...... :P
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| When you thought she's gonna show |
When its too Tight to fit
Girl : It's 2 tight
Boy : Don't worry,I'll do it slowly,
Gal : Push it in,
Boy : Ah..I can't,
Gal : It's painful,
Boy : Forget it.
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We'll buy new WEDDING RING!
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| Can't fit but what ? |
When she goes too long !
I miss You soo much in my life ......
that at night I hold it in my hand tight
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Shut Up u evil minded
Its her pic that I hold
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