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A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said,

“You are back early, what’s wrong?”

“I was stung by a bee!” she said.

“Where?” he asked.

“Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said,

“Your stance is far too wide.” :P

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Mom Trolled

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother,

"Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say,

"It reminded me of a peanut."

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked,

"Really small, was it that small?"

Sally replied,"No, salty."

Mom fainted.

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Did you know?

Ques: How are women and tornadoes alike?
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Ans:They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

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Teacher Trolled

Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question.

"Who is the creator of the universe?"

Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled,

"God almighty!"

The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question,

"Tell me who is our lord and savior?"

Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out,

"Jesus Christ!"

The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked,

"What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?"

Joe poked Josey again and she shouted,

"If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!"

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