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Double meaning | Mind twisting | funny | sexy | jokes

This post is a collection of jokes that will make you think twice at your thinking, made with the intent of showing that straight meanings do exits to various thing, but you would surely find it humorous.

Touch my Body Game

Boy: Hey! Bae, Touch me at one place where there is no bone ...
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Always WET

Tongue

Mr Bean wants it too

Have You seen ?

What girls wear below the Pants?
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Sandals of course
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Stop U Pervert Minded

I said below ..... not beneath.

Johnny Bravo attempts to find what's under the girls pants .

From the eyes of Johnny Bravo

I'm Sexy and I Know it !

People spend so much money on fashionable clothes and accessories

but the best moments of life are spent without clothes.
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when we were kids....

Common, Think good !

Carefree Life

Unique conversational skills

An American woman married a Spanish man and went to Spain to live.

She didn't knew Spanish, so If she wanted to buy 2 leg pieces of a chicken, she used to pull up her skirt show 2 legs,

This went on for sometime.

1 Day She Wanted to buy some Bananas

This time she took her husband to the Shop...

You Know Why ???

Because he knew Spanish !

But I like the way you think ...... :P

When you thought she's gonna show

When its too Tight to fit

Girl : It's 2 tight

Boy : Don't worry,I'll do it slowly,

Gal : Push it in,

Boy : Ah..I can't,

Gal : It's painful,

Boy : Forget it.
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We'll buy new WEDDING RING!

Can't fit but what ?

When she goes too long !

I miss You soo much in my life

I miss You soo much in my life ......

that at night I hold it in my hand tight
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Shut Up u evil minded

Its her pic that I hold

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Source: Part of it present all over the internet, and rest is the creation of our mind.

Game of Lies | Let's Play a Game | Tell a lie

Rules :

The lie should be 100% false.
No Hatred comment.
Can also be played by sharing it between 2 people.

Let's Play a Game. Tell a Strangest lie that you can think of !

Game's On!

So Lie and .........Lie Again! no truth.

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Ron Jeremy's Maiden Show

The Beginning Of a Legend!

Ron Jeremy : The Beginning Of a Legend !

and the tale continues ...

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This GUY Spent $26,000 to Look like David Bechkam

Seriously Bruh ?

This guy tried to look like David Beckham but turned into Miley Cyrus

Plastic Surgery Gone Bad

That's $26k in the sink. Next time try giving it to us ....

Just Be Natural Bro !

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Beauty and the Beast ! | Love is Blind | Why me GOD

Try Online they Said .....

2 hot dates in 2 weeks

And I was still looking for her on Tinder .............Why so injustice with me .......?

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How to Park Your Friends Car | Funny Whatsapp Video

Bro. Where's your Keys ...Please ?

Crazy Age Verification of Boy !

She gave him a boner!

Why Women Should Not Get Implants

Ever Wondered what happens to women breasts with implants at an old age .... If not then this pic tries to elucidate it ...

Fast but not faster ....lol

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand-new Ferrari 550. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light.

An old man (about 75 years old) on a moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny new car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"

The young man replies, "A Ferrari 550. It cost half a million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly. The old man asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the owner.

So the old guy pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, he says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my moped!"

Just then the light changes, so the young guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rearview mirror.

It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly,

WHHHOOOOSSSHHH! something whips by him, going much faster.

What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?! the young man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.

Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped.

Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it some more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. WHHOOOOSSSHH!

He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again.

Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

Not 10 seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again. The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do.

Suddenly the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear.

The young man jumps out; unbelievably, the old man is still alive!!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh, my God! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers softly, "Unhook... my... suspenders... from... your... side-view... mirror."

No messsing with your ...

Dared to Troll his Wife

Men will be men - PS 4 Vs Gf ?

Ever seen Comdy in a Perfact Bike Stunts

May be he has a lot of GAS !

Celebs with plastic surgery gone bizzare

Why one should avoid Plastic Surgery ?

Why one should avoid plastic surgery, here is a reason why . Not all those surgeries are successful, and thus they may lead to those situations which one has never thought of. Lets just have a look of some of the funny pics that we found on internet, of people unsuccessful at their 1st attempt to beautify.

Thus, one should not run away from public, or feel humiliated for their outer appearance. Whatever one outer appearance may be, one should try to be good from within ..

PS : Thoughts after seeing the surgery bill.

Source : google.com/images , apologies as we cannot provide the authenticity of these images

Celebrities with breast implants gone wrong

Almost All women love to have a nice pair of breasts, that makes their body even more attractive. Here is a list of some of the female celebrities that were not so lucky to get that right in the first attempt.

Janice Dickinson breast implants

As it can be seen the former Supermodel had ripples on her skin. She doesn't deny having the surgery.

Vivica Fox

The INDEPENDENCE DAY actress apparently got her plastic surgery wrong as she suffered a visible dent on her chest.

Tara Reid

Considered as one of the best breasted women, Tara Reid, was then let down when she suffered a wardrobe malfunction at an event reveling a major scar tissue around her nipples area. But, still she is a beauty!

Tori Spelling

After her implants, Tori Spelling actually got an oddly shaped breasts.

Janet Jackson

Not sure if that's a boob job or not, but its surely looks like one, maybe i am wrong.

Engineer landing in hell | light mind freshner joke

An engineer dies and goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels, although they still cannot watch Breaking Bad on AMC.

One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's up?

The Devil says, "Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer."

"What?" says God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those, after such a lot of suffering career down at Earth. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately."

The Devil responds, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him."

God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"

The Devil laughs. "Where are You going to get a lawyer?"